Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella
by namesdontmatteratall December 17, 2017
Get the and thats how i lost all this weightmug. THE IMPOSSIBLE THAT FAT PEOPLE THINKHow to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet! IS POSSIBLE WHILE WE TRY TO GAIN WEIGHT
by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020
Get the How to lose weight in 7 days without exercise or diet!mug. The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.
by Grimshackle December 24, 2016
Get the pastry weightmug. That last time I pulled more than my own weight I was exploited by the whores who turned a group home for the disabled into a retard sex cult.
Hym "Yeah, no... We're not doing that. I WAS helping and what happened? Called a fucking plagiarists because I don't cite (explicitly) the names of people who prattle on about their right to not associate with me (Even though I was denied the right to not associate with the participants of retard sex cult). I'm helping everyone. Indiscriminately. For free. Need a Billion dollar movie? Here you go! Want to boost your ratings in a way that correlates 1 to 1 with dialogue I wrote? Sure, no problem. Need dialogue to make your narcissistic superman more compelling? 'He was worth more than all of you' Sound familiar? No? That was the thing I said about Andy! How about some allies? You need those? How about the quintessential smug liberal atheist? Wonder why he switched sides almost over night... 🤔 Does the world's most famous atheist not do that anymore? What happened there? Am I the dragon the most qualified psychologist on the planet imitates? Neat! Oh, no? I'm being hoisted by my own petard? Oh, ok. I see how that works. Does your ethical framework not apply to me? Oooh right I see. Cool. That's integrity. 'This is how people should BE in the world... Unless you're dealing with someone you don't like... Then just do whatever it takes to spite them...' It's not that I'm not carrying my weight; it's that I'm carrying the goddamn team and nobody's reciprocating because me losing is more important than everyone winning."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
Get the Weightmug. Someone who puts on weight while in a relationship because they are not single anymore and looking for someone
by Gustilo April 14, 2014
Get the security weightmug. A gross over-complication of an otherwise simple task, or an asymmetrically severe reaction towards an issue not deserving of such. Like killing a unicorn with a bomb, or bringing a gun to a knife fight.
I can understand you being upset that I slept with your sister, but you're putting a dollar weight on a dime.
by McHuffy April 13, 2017
Get the Dollar weight on a dimemug. Not sit down and watch the work progress instead of contributing yourself to the work and being an equal member of the group.
by Ksndnkxkkd December 13, 2023
Get the pull your own weightmug.