Wine drunk

What American soccer moms call being drunk, trying to be quirky and funny, big boomer energy.

I got so wine drunk last night with my girlfriends my husband had to carry me to bed

by OE93 August 9, 2022

Chocolate wine

The act of consuming discharge following anal intercourse.

Oh Honey, your chocolate wine tastes heavenly!

by Lover Blubber July 10, 2010

tap wine

This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.

Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.

Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party

Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!

Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink

Sexy Girl: Meow

by zizo2xo November 5, 2011

WINE and DINE

stupid ass phrase used by Georgian ex-Air Force reserve mofo's in an attempt to make you think they want to treat you like royalty in exchange for some homosaix taiim.

Bouy, Imma' wine and dine you this faiin evening.

by Babdag July 29, 2003

Wine and dine

To drink red (or white) wine with a girl and then eat her out. Great way to earn a killer blowjob another night or have her tell the town you're all types of man. Sex is a possible outcome.

"Jake wine and dined Giovanna, apparently he had her legs shaking like a dog during a belly rub, I wish he would pay attention to me" said Sheila, who dreamt of stroking Jake's long hard rod with her tongue later that night, hoping that she could be next in line to be wined and dined upon.

by Timmyismyeviltwin March 9, 2018

fortified wine

It's like when you have regular wine but you fortify it by violently thrusting your penis through the neck of the bottle. If the wine is in a bag, you should probably shit in it.

Frankidunka served us fortified wine the other night without telling us. It was so disgusting I gave him a handjob.

by Frankidunka September 9, 2011

booty wine

cheap but tasty wine, which if cousmed in enough quantity will suddendy have women game for anal sex

"Ted finally got Caroline to give up the booty after a big bottle of booty wine last night.

by OldAge&Treachery August 7, 2007