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Walk blocker

A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.
*kid suddenly stops.*
person behind him: What the fuck?! You just walk blocked me! Damn walk blocker.
by edesia April 26, 2009
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Walk of Stain

A truely cruel but self-gratifying act, best performed during the day-light hours. When hate-fucking an ex you refrain from blowing the baby juice anywhere near her. Instead you pull-out and walk over to her clothes piled up next to the bed. You then shoot you jizm all over her clothes tell her to get dressed and kick her out of your house. she is forced to walk home wearing Jizz stained clothing, thus, the Walk of Stain.
"I heard that fucking bitch cheated on me, so i called my friends to go outside while she was doing the Walk of Stain, My buddy Rubin thought it was funny that I got cum on her knee."
by poop phantom November 21, 2004
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Creep Walk

Generally conducted somewhere where many people are condensed into one area. E.g. Office, Malls, Food Courts.

When someone, usually a Male, gets up from a seated position and slowly stares at the people surrounding him, then proceeds to walk slowly through the group of people, creepily staring at each as he passes, then retreats to a secluded area to be creepy solo.

Creep walking is extremely effective if done whilst wearing headphones.
Person 1: Man, did you see that weirdo creep walk through the office just then? He got up and stared at me for like 20 seconds, then it took him like 2 minutes to walk from his desk to meeting room and he was creepily staring at everyone on the way!
by Yik Yak April 15, 2011
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Dark walk

That really awkward walk through a really dark room youve never been in before, because youre convinced youll trip and fall on something.
Why are you walking like that?
Like what?
The dark walk man!
by HaileeCorin October 2, 2011
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Walking Apocalypse

An individual that is such a bad ass that Chuck Norris wont fight them.
I barely survived an encounter with Steve he's a walking apocalypse.

Walking Apocalypse
by Urban Dictionary investor July 29, 2012
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Go for a walk

A term often used to ask people to hook up with them at boarding school
Jim: “Hey Sally, wanna go for a walk before study hall?”
Sally: “Jim you know I have a boyfriend, so no I do not want to go for a walk with you
by Cushkid June 9, 2020
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Hero Walk

A special walk performed by an individual after performing some form of "heroic" (or just generally good) action. Usually performed when a lot of people are around.
A swan is holding up traffic in the middle of a road, a man gets out of his car and hero walks over (or gets his hero walk on) to remove said swan.
by Hoose-of-Widnes April 11, 2009
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