by ruariboywonder August 20, 2010
Get the twilightmug. a book, movie, etc. made up of random vampires killing other vampires and doing pointless crap. also the devil's bible(if you have a girlfriend i think you already found that out), this series makes women want their guys to be like drake or whoever the hell his name is to be like him for her. its also torture in the movie theaters.
guy obsessed with twilight: hey dude, i came out of the closet yesterday, i finished up twilight.
bystander: WOW..................................................
bystander: WOW..................................................
by stormshellx June 8, 2010
Get the twilightmug. Sparkly Vampire (he was cooler/manlier in Vampire's Suck when he rode a Segway) twilight (it said I had to include the word)
by Fracken McKracken December 21, 2010
Get the twilightmug. a book thats had brain-washed female teenagers by make vampires sparkly and werewolves cuddly. It was made into a movie with the most unattractive cast in history. Its the reason why the world is so corrupt,
teenage girl: OMG!!!! Twilight is so awesome! I love vampires! I want to meet one sooooooo badly.
guy: Why would you want to meet a vampire? Wouldn't it kill you?
teenage girl: No! Vampires are good people! They just want to help!
guy: Are you right in the head?
teenage: You need to be more like Edward Cullen
guy: I'll go buy some glitter right now
guy: Why would you want to meet a vampire? Wouldn't it kill you?
teenage girl: No! Vampires are good people! They just want to help!
guy: Are you right in the head?
teenage: You need to be more like Edward Cullen
guy: I'll go buy some glitter right now
by Maddiee21031 February 24, 2010
Get the twilightmug. by E-Lizzard-Breath March 26, 2009
Get the Twilight mug. one of the many banes of humanity twilight has converted many teenage girls into dribbling idiots who can't spell
also see: twitard
also see: twitard
twitard: 1SNT TWiLIGHT DA BEST BUK EVAR!!!!!ONE!!!111111!!!ELEVEN
normal human: no i prefer harry potter, twilight's plot is almost nonexistant
TWITARD: BUT 98% AOF TEH TEENAGERS LUVDA BOOK YOU AHZ NO LIFE!!!!!111ONE U PROBABLIEZ HAZZNRT READED DA BOK
normal person: no i just dont like twilight
TWITARD:*assaults normal person*
normal human: no i prefer harry potter, twilight's plot is almost nonexistant
TWITARD: BUT 98% AOF TEH TEENAGERS LUVDA BOOK YOU AHZ NO LIFE!!!!!111ONE U PROBABLIEZ HAZZNRT READED DA BOK
normal person: no i just dont like twilight
TWITARD:*assaults normal person*
by finally some sense February 9, 2010
Get the twilightmug.