Torture Dawson Day

Every October 28th you can annoy, torture, or make fun of a guy with the name Dawson without being stopped

Hey bro, Happy Torture Dawson Day

by Cayde63847 October 28, 2021

Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Tortured poets department

Taylor Swift’s new album for the readers and the writers.

The Tortured Poets Department is for me because I like to read.

by cloudstrawberry February 5, 2024

Torture

Take a wild guess. Ill wait.

School is the definiton of torture and pain

Guy:Lets fucking go to school because why not
Child:NOOOO! ITS TORTURE!!!

by Ea sports sucks January 21, 2022

Torture

Math.

Oh shit we gotta do math math is torture

by anonymous September 2, 2023

wooden horse torture

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.

"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"

by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024

Chinese Water Torture

When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.

I heard Jack and Max were caught doing Chinese Water torture.

by TopHatPenguin November 29, 2023