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cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
mugGet the cross-eyed teddy bearmug.

out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
mugGet the out of the teddy bear clubmug.

teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free
awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no
by pp poo poo ea sports December 8, 2020
mugGet the teddy give us free nitromug.

Teddy Bear

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.
Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo
by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019
mugGet the Teddy Bearmug.

The Teddy

A school prank which consists of you locker dunking someone and then it is immediately followed by a teabag while the person is on the floor. Simply locker dunk and hang from the locker and slowly slide down to do the teabag.
I'm going to do The Teddy on him today in school.
by D-Teal October 14, 2011
mugGet the The Teddymug.

Invender Teddy-Osu

A super talented minecraft and osu youtuber, who sometimes plays some ~shit~ i mean.. nintendo games.

Also mods games like redacted, redacted, and of course, our favorite, rEdAcTeD.

also, a train.
and aro ake
and maybe a woman

and also probably not gay

SunnyV2 clone
We've gyatt to go watch Invender Teddy-Osu's shit- i mean nintendo content

ikr!

also, ya should go sub to scyye-gaming
by Scyye (discord) November 5, 2023
mugGet the Invender Teddy-Osumug.
I Animated The`~` Teddy `~` Canine `~`Dog And Acted Like It Was A Rapist To Throw It Into The Void Element
I Animated The`~` Teddy `~` Canine `~`Dog And Acted Like It Was A Rapist To Throw It Into The Void Element
mugGet the I Animated The`~` Teddy `~` Canine `~`Dog And Acted Like It Was A Rapist To Throw It Into The Void Elementmug.

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