Sea Cucumber

When you take a big long turd let it dry out and harden then hollow it out and fill it with cum and fuck it until it breaks.

mom found my Sea Cucumber.

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.

Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy

by The Original Uncle Filthy July 13, 2022

Cucumber Holder

A female or in some cases a male who has sex with tons of guys.

Derek Man, Jen and I have been doing so well lately..I think I'm gonna propose!

Josh Nah dude! Jen's a cucumber holder.

by Cake Salad August 03, 2016

Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 23, 2024

Cucumber Strategy

Is when you write cucumber as the answer for any question on the test

Aww man! I used the cucumber strategy on Bio exam and got a 12%

by Sheldon Weiner May 30, 2019

hot cucumbers

Opposite meaning to cool bananas

A: I got 6% in my Financial Accounting exam.

B: Hot cucumbers!

by marcinr June 06, 2014

Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 21, 2023