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Blank Stare

The look that your friend gives you when they are way too drunk. There are no words said and no thoughts behind the eyes. This is when you know it's time to take them home.
She gave me the blank stare, so we left the bar but barely made it out.
by hello der December 6, 2023
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*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
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Stinky Staring

Two women have a staring contest while another woman will fart directly at their faces (mostly with her bare butt sticking out), the main point of the game is to not get distracted by the smell.
"Sally and Melissa were playing Stinky Staring the another day"
"Oh really? Who won?"
"Kathy, she ate too much Taco Bell for lunch"
"No wonder why the living room smells like rotten eggs"
by LordJackson August 20, 2022
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MASK STARE

When any two eye CYÇLOPS stares you down and once to move in for the kill.
This COVID CORONA brought a bacon pig ghost as when you get a MASK STARE as whatever you do don''t stand idle because you don't want to hear the wrong LA TUNE.
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Staring down the drain

You spend all your free time staring down the drain.
by konnichiwama January 1, 2024
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duvalian stare

A look that all Duval County residents get when they realize they have any semblance of power in a potentially chaotic situation.

The Duvalian stare became publicly known outside of Jacksonville, FL during the controversial Woodstock 1999 performance of Limp Bizkit, which frontman Fred Durst displayed prominently during the bridge-breakdown of the hit single, ‘Break Stuff’. A gleeful Durst realizes that he has become the master of a crowd of 400,000, and the wheels of chaos begin visibly turning in his head, culminating with the command: “Time to reach deep down inside. Take all that negative energy and let that shit out of your fucking system.” What happened next was nothing short of pandemonium, though Durst’s role in the later riots that destroyed the venue has been grossly exaggerated.
“Time to leave, big bro. I just saw the Duvalian stare. Someone’s about to choose violence.”
by Duval till we die mfer May 6, 2024
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lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.
When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.
by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024
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