Snow on the Highway

Its where you are fucking a hairy girl that has a happy trail and you pullout and jizz all over the happy trail

Bro she was so hairy i gave her a snow on the highway

by Crusty Poonanny December 3, 2018

highway plug

phrase for RVs, pickups pulling humongous Camper Trailers, Holiday Camper Vans , including Minivans, driven leisurely by visiting tourists often in a foreign land trying to take in all the sights and everyone of these drivers going way slower than posted speed limits on major Highways

There you go we are stuck on this highway because that Highway Plug upfront dictates the pace for the rest of us, and this is a 110 zone !!!

by Wilsonation May 16, 2021

Highway runs

When you’re on a road trip and you experience diarrhea because of all the gas station food you eat.

Kevin got the highway runs on our road trip to Arizona.

by Papa Kryn June 28, 2021

Highway Musical

The moment where everyone in the car starts singing along to the song on the radio, CD player or iPod. Usually caused by long periods of boredom during highway trips.

This phenomenon usually ends up in a long streak of musical numbers where everyone belts out songs they know, usually if controlled via iPod.

The trip was relaxing until Bohemian Rhapsody started playing and it turned into a fucking Highway Musical.

by DannyLion July 9, 2011

Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022

Highway junkie

A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population

Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH

by $kips April 29, 2024

Highway Town

A small town off the highway whose patronage and business are almost entirely reliant on travellers and users of the highway.

Off the interstate, Eddie found a highway town with an inn and a diner offering 24-hour service.

by Taika Afton July 13, 2022