Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.

Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.

by The Red Devil October 11, 2021

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goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.

joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade

by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021

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A form of torture used In the late 2010's

The ballsack grenade is when you would attach a firework to a mans ballsack and/or Vagina and attach a lighter on your tongue. If the tell a lie, statr licking their ballsack and run away.

"Dont make me use a ballsack grenade"

by Hi welcome to pizza hut March 12, 2020

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Ass Grenade

When you eat something that you know is gonna fuck your stomach up later, particularly really spicy food.

Randy: damn man, I just polished off a pile of the hottest chicken wings they got!
Brian Cropp: sounds like you just pulled the pin on a genuine ass grenade!!!

by LiquorCaptain May 20, 2022

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grenade knee

When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.

Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."

by wifeofashlong December 29, 2018

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Rectal Grenade

feces, shit, crap, turd, dung...whatever else you would like to refer it as.

"I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."

"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"

"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"

by stangmike86gt January 5, 2012

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