F-age

To get a major F on your reports, HSC - etc.

To fail terribley.

i got major F-age on my last text i did.

by thedevilscandii September 1, 2009

Age Fever

younger person(male or female) falls in love with an older person(male or female) and vice versa.

First Example:"Scott has caught the Age Fever once he found out that his foreign girlfriend Julia he has been dating is 30 and Scott is only 25. Scott didn't like the fact that this woman was older then him, but he loves all of the quality's that this woman had. His foreign girlfriend has all the feminine quality's that a man could ever ask for."

Second Example:
michael-"I'm just not into girls anymore"
james-"Hey bro, i'm into guys too"
michael-"No no no no.......thats not what i mean't. I'm into grown women"
ted-"oooooh my god, Michael just caught the Age Fever"

by princeauron April 5, 2016

Age of Disfunctionalism

The 21st century.

Q: Why does all the music suck nowadays?
A: We're in the age of disfunctionalism.

by xp72 April 27, 2023

daisy age

It wasn't really a movement, barely even a moment, but the Daisy Age was an ethos that permeated pop, R&B and hip hop at the turn of the '90s. Playfulness and good humor were central to de la Soul's 1989 debut album, 3 Feet High And Rising, which would go on to cast a long, multi-colored shadow over rap.

an acronym purported to stand for “da inner sound y'all”

In an era dominated by gritty, hypermasculine imagery, 3 Feet High and Rising's playfulness and Daisy Age aesthetics stood in stark contrast to the prevailing modes of hip-hop.

by ultraxen3000 October 4, 2023

Age of Suspicion

The age at which a person's family and friends, and indeed society as a whole, begins to seriously suspect he/she is gay. Generally at least 26 or 27, a person at the Age of Suspicion has never had a long-term boy/girlfriend, nor wife/husband (which would exonerate him/her from suspicion). With the Age of Suspicion, homosexuality is not necessarily viewed as undesirable or wrong, it more marks the time when a person's family and friends are fed up with him/her being "in the closet," if he/she is in fact gay.

"Patrick is turning 30 this year.. no wedding in sight either"
"He's approaching the Age of Suspicion. Someone should tell his parents"

by Anonymous4591 March 16, 2010

The age rangers

Fetus one minute to human development
Unborn one lunar day to 10 lunar months
Newborn the time of coming out to a full day
Baby 1 day-3day
Infant 4day-11months

Tiny tot 1-2
Toddler 1-5
Kid 1-7
Child 4-7
Pre tween 5-7
Newly teen 8-14
Teeny bopper teens 8-11
Early teens 8-9
Young teens 15-18
Junior teens 14-17
Miniature teens 9-10
Pre teens 10-12

Tweens 9-14
Teens 8-19
Adolescents 10-19
Pre adolescents 8-9

Pre adults 10-20
Post teens 20-26
Young adults 16-19
Adults 21-death
Old adults 70-79
Elderlys 60-66
Pre seniors 80-99
Seniors 100-death
Dying 60 last minutes to 1 second

Die 2 hours-33 days
Pre death 2 seconds
Death already dead
Post death 19 years to 23 years
Heaven a moment with God to eternity
Hell the moment with the devil to eternity

These are all the age ranges you will be in your life time. So in the moment of living what age range are you? So the age rangers are these age rangers.

by 459395 January 30, 2022

Age Ratard

Some fucking asshole parent (mostly over 35+) that thinks that some things like mild fake blood will traumatize their kids and turn them into serial murderers and degenerates. They also disregard the fact that maturity isn't defined by age only and that how you raise them will make them more or less mature AND the fact that the acceptance of mild violence and blood in tv shows can toughen you up for your future life.

"Bro, our music teacher is such a fucking age ratard!"
"Yeah, when she lets her 13-year-old students watch a movie before the term ends, she refused to let them watch anime or marvel, but forced them to watch disney instead!"
"Yeah I know, fuck her entire family bro"

by Truth of Commonsense & Reality September 28, 2023