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lone squeeze

the love of one's life; a wife or husband; more than a girlfriend/boyfriend or one night stand; one that is shown dedication and love for.
Minister: Do you take her to be your lawfully wedded Lone Squeeze?
by Haley D December 22, 2008
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squeeze the greens

to urinate, to extract superfuous liquid.
"Better squeeze the greens before we leave as it will be a long trip with no convenient stopping places."

"Better squeeze the greens otherwise the dish will be too moist."
by ckm June 18, 2006
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squeeze the weiner

Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.
Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.
by SqueezeTheWeiner December 11, 2011
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Squeeze me

Simply “excuse me?!” In a more sassy and most importantly White Chicks (the movie) kind of way
Errr SQUEEZE ME what did she say about me?!?!?!?
by Su11y February 28, 2019
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[sangria squeeze]

(noun)- formed from the old english term "sango" meaning " to juice". it involves squeezing a females breasts until sweet alcohol leaks from the pores.
O edward, did you give her another sangria squeeze in the water of the quarry?
by dankyne July 1, 2007
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Double squeeze

When a hoe grab yo dick with two hands and squeeze until yo eyes pop out ya head
Yo that girl gave me the double squeeze last night it was crazy!
by HIV123 June 16, 2016
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Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.
Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!
by Zach G. December 6, 2003
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