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Helen Keller

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.
Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.

Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?

Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.

Friend 2: Savage.
by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016
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Helen Keller

When one reaches behind their back without looking and touches a woman on the clitoris first try, as in touching it blindly
by Engleberg Humperdink February 8, 2025
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Mia Helen

Is beautiful, and the most amazing person you'll ever meet.

She usually has blonde hair, and she looks damn perfect with short hair. She has green or blue eyes and a cute little nose. If you ever meet a Mia Helen you'll fall for her.

She loves Netflix, swimming in the ocean, and she also loves eating frozen grapes, but not the green ones!
You better hope you meet a Mia Helen
Who's that pretty girl swimming in the ocean?

Oh, it is Mia Helen. I heard she's pretty damn perfect.
by Drldh July 23, 2017
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Helene-Marie

Helene-Marie is one of the most talented people you’ll ever meet. Whether it’s music, art, writing, schoolwork, or tennis, you can bet she excels at it. Despite that, she’s still somehow humble, genuinely kind, and always willing to listen to you. You won’t regret being close with Helene-Marie.
Breaking News: Helene-Marie just became the 19th person to complete the EGOT!
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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Helene

Person: Omg, look! There‘s Helene, the best person of the universe!
by Ilovepizza<3 November 22, 2021
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Helen Keller

A fictional character made to "inspire" people, known to be "blind" and "deaf".
Helen Keller inspired absolutely no one!
by Tmod1147 February 8, 2024
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Helen Keller'ed

When the sex is so good, they're left completely incapacitated. Inability to walk, talk, hear, or even think straight; completely in their own world for a sec there.
M: J Helen Keller'ed me so well this morning, I couldn't get out of bed for an additional two hours before eating a real breakfast!!
by GrkGdss June 4, 2023
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