thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019

Thanos gaming

Thanos, a purple skinned buff and stripes chin dude from the Marvel Cinematic Universe doing gaming in his house.

What games does he play? Who knows

"No way dude, Thanos gaming!"

by DefinitionMaster321 February 19, 2021

BACHE Thanos

The best English teacher with the best hair in the universe even better than his mom thanos

That’s the BACHE thanos of our school

by Noliefactman May 01, 2019

Thanos Uknown

Thanos Xontros

He Sucks Fat Cocks like a Thanos Uknown

by Chinese Worker November 20, 2021

thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends

I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend

by Jimmy Rickets August 11, 2023

Thanos Chocolate

When you take a shit but it breaks into a million pieces.

Jeffrickson:"I ate too many beans and I made Thanos Chocolate."

by BTC123 May 08, 2019

thanos

evil step dad who is trying to kill half the universe with fancy rock collection

bring me thanos
- thor

by spiderman4r434938598598548 May 16, 2019