cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.

I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.

by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014

out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.

"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."

by leh February 19, 2007

teddy give us free nitro

we want out friend teddy to give us discord nitro for free

awesomenes251: teddy give us free nitro
teddy: no

by pp poo poo ea sports December 8, 2020

Teddy

A nice name for a Nonbinary. A teddy is very kind once you get to meet them, sometimes Teddys can be mad and annoyed but if you get to hear them out everything will be fine.

It's okay teddy...

by Sammy Lawrence~`* May 19, 2021

Teddy Hugger

A little kid or teenager who is still obsessed with their stuffed animal.

Kid: I love you teddy bunny!
Adult: You still carry that thing around?
Kid: Do not question me!
Adult: Wow, you're such a Teddy Hugger.

by Sanitarium Sarah December 18, 2015

Teddy Bear

Type of gay (or mlm) man who is chubby, but small and almost hairless. Cuddly like a teddy bear, not as big or hairy as a standard 'Bear'.

My boyfriend is the cutest Teddy Bear you'll ever see! He's very huggable.

by Mr Creemy August 23, 2021

Teddy

Teddy is a very pretty, very cute, amazing, perfect guy with an extremely hot girlfriend, his girlfriend’s name is Lucille

Lucille: “look how pretty my cute boyfriend teddy is! I love him so much he is perfect.”

Friend: “Yeah he’s really cute!”

Lucille: “I am going to kill you”

by l4736251 November 27, 2021