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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”

Teddy Bear 

a happy less intelligent female usually attractive.
mani! your girl a teddy bear...
Teddy Bear by lybacsvo August 22, 2023

Teddy Bear 

Nickname for Richie Incognito
The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.
Teddy Bear by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025

teddy bear mom 

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime
"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
teddy bear mom by RorosDad February 28, 2025

Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog 

Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog
Teddy-Any, Teddy-Bear, Teddy- Cat, And Teddy-Dog