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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse
While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
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teddy bear heart
(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”
“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”
“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”
“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
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