couch twerk

A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.

I couch twerked because I was too lazy to actually twerk.

by Star Platinum April 25, 2014

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Alabama twerking

The act of twerking but just not doing it the way it should be done. Although it can look sexy as hell in return it can be mistaken for humping a goldfish. This act is also known as the Nathan Fisher..

I seen this homeless guy by the exit ramp doing the Alabama twerking for cigarettes.

by Twerkinggoldfish October 28, 2023

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Twerk-drying

When a girl pops a squat and then has to twerk to "dry off".

Shelly did not have toilet paper, so she has to resort to twerk-drying.

by Kozmo_07 December 17, 2018

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Twerking

Twerk/twə k/
(verb)
informal
Gyration of one's buttocks to produce sexual arousal or laughter from audience.

'Did, you see you see the way, Shaniqua was twerking last night'

by Dictionary_2003 August 21, 2017

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trooper twerk

When a state police trooper puts his lights on and begins to swerve back-and-forth across all the lanes of a highway slowing traffic down to a crawl or even to a complete stop. Often happens on New Jersey highways.

Bruh how come you’re late?
Oh man dude I got caught up in a trooper twerk and held us up for over 10 minutes.

Was there an accident or something?
No man I didn’t see anything.

by Partsdriver July 20, 2022

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