emotional tourist

An emotional tourist is someone who moves from relationship to relationship, or friend to friend, feeding off the emotional attachment the other person has for them. They use this to validate their existence, and often damage other people who actually care about them.

"Dude Ava is such an emotional tourist"

"I know right, she just "lost interest in you" and now she's dating her best friend"

by Cmplictd May 10, 2018

three hour tour

Something that takes longer than expected. The term is a reference to Gilligan's Island, in which the characters take off for a 3 hour tour but end up stranded on an island.

"How was your bike ride?"
"Sucked, it ended up being a three hour tour after John lost the map"

by aqua_scummm April 18, 2008

Tourajitis

Excessive inflammation of bulbospongiosus and ischiocavernosus muscle. Specific palilalia to words "derm-life"and strong sexual urge to ace every exam. Characteristic findings on Histological exams include rectal Carcinoma in-situ....in situ....IN Situ. Commonly seen in tall, dark and handsome men with braces. Urethral tick-tac suppositories have been shown to minimize symptoms in meta-analysis of 69 RCTs.

Blunt trauma to genitalia by spinning Japanese baton or may lead to Acute Tourajitis

by superman12322 March 27, 2016

Dick Touch

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop

DUde let's play dick touch!

by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007

midas touch

The ability to make anything into a profitable/economically successful product.

"Yo, Drake got the midas touch!"

by pseudonymous richardson January 9, 2017

touch cloth

1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed

2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in

Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?

by Borne September 23, 2004

Tough Break

When something doesn't go your way, or something bad but fairly insignificant happens to you.

"Dude, I just finished my last beer already and the store is closed!"

"Tough Break"

by Jordo31 November 11, 2012