by CrypticMemory January 11, 2020
Get the Dirty Danmug. “You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?
“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”
“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”
by theemoone182 April 4, 2020
Get the Dirty Parkermug. by BigDickDaddyBornInCincinnati December 8, 2018
Get the Dirty Denisemug. Shoving a cactus up your ass and then having loving anal sex so the piece of shit of a cheater can feel the spikes. After the anal sex, u snap the dick and the cactus in half, as revenge for the guy cheating on u with another guy.
Alex: 'Damn bro I can't believe u 'dirty tuan'ed ur ex.'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'
by taekook bros June 7, 2020
Get the dirty tuanmug. The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.
Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
by Colibear August 24, 2016
Get the Dirty Bidetmug. A dirty Lasse is when you where at your parents house for a while and you finally come home and have the urge to masturbate,
which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.
which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.
We better not disturb him he is pulling of a dirty Lasse.
When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!
When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!
by Darkmaster1422 April 14, 2020
Get the dirty lassemug. Is a firey woman, confident, and crazy. An incredible friend, but dont get on her bad side. Watch out for the redheaded ones, they have super powers.
by sam726 August 24, 2019
Get the Dirty Jonimug.