Kingsley academy

Shittest school in Hounslow, headteacher is an IRA sympathiser and member of the EDL.
Kids shoot fireworks out of traffic cones and give head in the 2nd floor toilets plz never send your child here

I have no gcses because I went to kingsley academy

by Cumguzzled6969 April 27, 2022

Drip Academy

Drip Academy is an establishment where one learns the skills of how to drip, finesse and splash on a bih with the water. The learning establishment was founded in 2019 and is going strong, the Academy was founded by St. Drip and Father Drip.
Motto: _“You either get dripped or get dropped”_

I have just learned the skill of splashing on a bih through Drip Academy

by St Drip February 16, 2019

Knole Academy

Knole Academy students are fat and entitled hmmm (raj). They are little dickheads who have greasy hair and posh soccer mums who lick there arses !!

Look at that Knole academy student Raj he’s mum is licking he’s arse

by Fingerlicker January 22, 2022

Nottingham academy

A fucking shithole

Guy 1: Nottingham academy is a massive fucking shithole

Guy 2 : I know it's a shithole

by Biggmanpp January 29, 2023

Harton Academy

A shit school with no money, and everyone are chavs that will talk shit behind your back because you did a tiny oopsie in Year 7.

"Man, Did you hear John goes to Harton Academy?"
"I pity him."

by RetroJoshh May 15, 2019

Essa Academy

The Essa Academy School Located In Great Britain Is One Of The World's Worst School Of All Time, Winning Around 1,000 For It's Extraordinarily Terrible Grades, Punishments etc.

''Any updates on 'Worst School Of All Time' ?''
''Obviously not.''
''So Still Essa?''
''Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!''
''IT'S LITERALLY THE WORDS WORST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME, WHY THE MOTHER FUCKING YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE ANOTHER SCHOOL?''

The Essa Academy School Located In Great Britain Is One Of The World's Worst School Of All Time, Winning Around 1,000 For It's Extraordinarily Terrible Grades, Punishments etc.

by Urban Dictionary & Thesaraus February 3, 2021

Hope academy

The most shitty high school were people bring drugs in school and the police is always there if you are thinking of joining hope I wouldn’t the uniform is terrible and teachers have a go at you for bad reasons like not having a fucking pen or your skirt is rolled up and being on the back Stairs at the wrong time it may look to be ‘outstanding’ but it really isn’t also there’s some mad road men who will shank you up for doing something wrong. DONT JOIN HOPE ACADEMY

Hope academy IS NOT ‘outstanding it’s shit

by letsjumpoffabridge August 27, 2020