When someone Is so unbelievably geeked off there ass that the mere thought of getting off of a couch ,chair ect or move while standing is damn neer impossible.
by kushmaster223 July 23, 2023
by Jahse December 12, 2021
by Non hairy February 23, 2024
Dude: Charlie, what's the matter you've been in the bathroom for over an hour!!
Charlie: Dude! I ate a whole package of cheese!! I've got stuck butt!!
Charlie: Dude! I ate a whole package of cheese!! I've got stuck butt!!
by meandering gentile July 27, 2011
Don't listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!
by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022
"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
by null793 September 25, 2015
An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.
John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.
by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014