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square eyes

When your eyes are glued to the boob tube or a computer monitor for hours and hours and hours on end. DUH, because TV's and monitors are square! Therefore you become a square eyed zombie!!! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY! YEHA!!
EXAMPLE!!!

Mom: "Kid your getting square eyes again! Why don't you go outside and play in the freeway!"
Kid: "Damn it! MOM! I'm watching a Saved by the Bell marathon and Full House is on next! Go get me some cheezy poofs and some grape soda BIATCH!"
by chA0s_eNgINe February 3, 2009
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Private Square

A square surrounding your 'privates'. Find your private square by placing your left upper arm just above your breasts, and your right upper arm below your genital area.

head
----left arm
breasts
stomach
crotch
----right arm
legs

now to complete the private square you must sing the song. on the words capitalized, slap your upper legs then alternate left and right hands.

STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square
STOP, dont TOUCH me there, THIS is my PRIVATE square
"MMMHM!" HE is welcome to touch my private square."

"Hands off the private sqare asshole."
by katlindawnu March 31, 2009
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T-Square

A Japanese fusion jazz band. They recently (2004) celebrated their 25th anniversary and have over 20 albums, including several collaborations with jazz artists from across the world. One of their albums, Megalith, was released in an overseas version outside of Japan.
"Have you heard the new T-Square album?"
by Misty De Meo May 26, 2004
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Tienemormon Square

The large parcel of land in the middle of downtown Salt Lake City that is owned by the Mormon Church. It is more known as "Temple Square". It has been the center of controversy because the city of Salt Lake sold the church a block of land that use to be one of the main roads. The church had since converted it to a park. No smoking, swearing, or preaching anything that is non Mormon
"To save time on my way to the gay bar, I cut through Tienemormon Square."
by Topher30 October 19, 2006
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No u squared

Used as a rebuttal to no u as a way in which to end any argument
Also sometimes seen in the factored form of (no squared)+ (2no u)+ (u squared)
You: “ur mum has quite the gae”
Jim: “No u”
You: “no u squared
Jim: -jumps off a cliff
by #}%^*€£?<~ May 13, 2018
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Square 1

Meaning to start back over or to begin at the bottom.
She kept hanging with thots and lost her relationship, job, car and apartment. Now she's back at Square 1.
by Jaye_$upreme June 14, 2018
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Square bop

Basically, a square bop is the bitches dat be out here gold-diggin', rippin' through, takin' it to the face, she's down to go in, down for whatever, down for the whole squad. She's ready to get it in and pretty much goes around like a track star. She's nothin', she's whatever...
You know cuz, I'm tryna fuck on dat Charlene tonight.

You know she a square bop, bruh? The whole block been up in her lol.
by Jmoneydabest May 9, 2014
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