Snark

A person that farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles as they come up.

Jimmy farts in the bath tub and waits for the bubbles to float to the top so he can bite them. Therefore Jimmy is a snark.

by noylekul June 28, 2011

scooby snacks

Encapsulated methamphetamine for oral consumption. Methamphetamine's effect is extended when taken orally, and is also qualitatively different through this route of administration. Raw crystal meth, however, has an unsavory flavor which one might describe as beyond bitter. Thus, "scooby snacks" made from gelatin capsules are an efficient way of ingesting large quantities of meth orally. Alternatively, users may "parachute--" or wrap in toilet paper and swallow-- the drug.

"We've been on one for 3 days now. If we are going out to the San Bernardino desert tonight, we're going to need some scooby snacks. I'd say we'll each need at least a 0.2."

"Yeah, I think you're right. I think I'm gonna plug mine though. Did you notice that white van, by the way? It's passed by us at least six times. What the fuck?! Who am I?"

by dkfjsdkfjsdjf April 2, 2010

kufi snacks

a killing headshot in a video game,such as gears of war or halo(online terminoligy,similar to 1337)

"Damn kid! Kufi snacks all around!!!" ( after killing someone with a head shot)

by Joe Cavalluzzi December 28, 2007

Smarks

Smarks is the abbreviation for the two words stretch and marks. Smarks is often used in reference to fat people and their loose skin.

Hey Xullios, nice smarks you fatty.

by austin fite April 14, 2007

Scooby Snacks

After you take out a fat lip/pinch and you have pieces of dip stuck in your teeth; especially bad with braces.

Person1: Dude i just threw in the biggest lip
Person2: Nice! u got mad scooby snacks though
Person1: Aw shit i hope i dont throw up

by mad lips April 18, 2010

Sharks

Sharks - Brilliant. Everything else including Nazi's - Rubbish.

Child: Hey! That slide was brilliant.

Man: No, Child, Sharks are brilliant.

by CharltonTBurton September 5, 2011

Doodie Snacks

After you take a big dirty cunt dump from a evening of eating burritoes, pizza and pussy you look at your poop and you figure out what snacks are inside. Such as: Doritos, Gummy Bears, Cum, Finger Nails, Your dads chubby and maybe a tickled pickle.

Hey Bobby Sue, you fucking fag, I took a fucking shit. And then I took a picture of it so we can sit back, smoke some nugget and try to pick out the doodie snacks. Did you take pictures of your doodie snacks?

by DirtyEnglishCunt March 25, 2009