teacher:sit down for the 45th time
you:what the smurf did u say to me?
teacher:sit down
you:go smurf a smurfing smurf
you:what the smurf did u say to me?
teacher:sit down
you:go smurf a smurfing smurf
by zimbobaway lou January 05, 2006
office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"
colleague:"sure!, here you go"
by Skinuss May 18, 2008
Adderall 10 milligram pills, most often crushed and snorted in a semblance of cocaine, with an upper effect slightly resembling the same.
by Lindicimadelaciudad February 23, 2008
I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her
by Turtleshit33 January 02, 2011
A phrase that people outside of Boise use to refer to Boise State's famous blue fieldturf.
People who live in Boise or people who claim to be BSU football "fans" that use the phrase are either A) not actual Bronco fans, or are B) bandwagon fans that jumped on after the Fiesta Bowl win (the 'A' type of fan also applies here).
People who live in Boise or people who claim to be BSU football "fans" that use the phrase are either A) not actual Bronco fans, or are B) bandwagon fans that jumped on after the Fiesta Bowl win (the 'A' type of fan also applies here).
"Can you believe that guy down at Buster's referred to Bronco Stadium as 'the smurf turf'? We kicked his ass out of the bar for that garbage."
by HTC February 03, 2008
by Tonysharp5643 October 06, 2010
Smurf bukkake is ultra dank bud. It is called such because it is so covered in crystals it looks like the smurfs got together for a bukkake session and came all over your bud.
It has nothing to do with the color of the smurfs, just that they're really small.
And homosexual.
It has nothing to do with the color of the smurfs, just that they're really small.
And homosexual.
"Fuck dude, this shit is fucking dank. How much did it cost you?"
"$25 a gram man."
"WHAT A RIP OFF!!"
"You want to smoke smurf bukkake, you've got to pay for smurf bukkake."
"$25 a gram man."
"WHAT A RIP OFF!!"
"You want to smoke smurf bukkake, you've got to pay for smurf bukkake."
by Rizzo Repulsive December 13, 2006