Shannon

When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...

Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.

by Hahahahahaha2319 November 11, 2020

Mr Shannon

This is the Head teacher of Great sankey high. He goes by many names like "Shannon the cannon" and "Shan dog" he is a mega nonce and has a gang of teachers who wear orang hi-visual vests

(also known as the traffic cones). Legend has it if you listen to his voice carefully you can hear his lispe.
Written by yazali599

Here comes Mr Shannon the dirty pig

by fghfhcccccccccccgfghvbjkl May 4, 2020

Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.

When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -

by Martymcfries1888 June 1, 2020

Jolynn Shannon

One of the best friends anyone could ask for! She’s literally perfection!

Did you see jolynn Shannon? She’s perfect!

by Itsmebitches0493 June 24, 2020

Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game

Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!

by WyldOzzy July 2, 2020

Queen Shannon's bday

Queen shannon's bday is the day when the queen of 🇵🇪 was born. Her birthday is celebrated the 14th september each year. As you should know, she's an important person so you must give her a chocolate ice cream cake.

Hey! It's Queen Shannon's bday let's go buy some chocolate ice cream cake.

by 1l1kepan1n1sx0x0 September 11, 2020

shannon wyatt

Shannon Wyatt is a variety of fun crazy and fear ..... Her many personalities your bound to love one of them ...... Deep dark delightful mystery. .

In for a surprise this new park is so shannon Wyatt.

by anonymous September 15, 2020