Super Soft Serve

The poop that comes out fast and soft after the "hard hat" tip of the turd passes through the rectum.

Wow! That came out some super soft serve. Good thing there was a hard hat on it!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

serving cunt

when a girl serves her cunt to someone (receiving head)

P1: I caught your sister serving cunt to an old man behind a dumpster

P2: What the fuck

by DDistrict April 27, 2024

Serve

Your going to get served

If I see you again I'm going to serve it to you

by Fatbob2015 May 7, 2018

soft serve lever

When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.

Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...

by AT&T U-Verse November 9, 2015

Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.

Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

Serving puss

When you slay the house down boots so hard that your puss cracks...

Whore 1. Wow I think I'm serving puss! Whore 2. You ate, you look so good. Whore 3. Purr!

by pussyserver April 3, 2025

Scottish serving

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza

Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!

by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017