The quite frankly appallingly unkempt thatch of vaginal foliage which 'welcomes' an unfortunate traveller to the NEVER-EVER Regions of the female anatomy.
"....Let it be said that whilst Viscount Greaves III was well documented as the pioneer of Wokingham's industrial revolution and also noted in society as at the forefront of 19th Century liberal Reform, he did indeed drop a bollock when he uncharacteristically turned a blind eye to the hideous crop of Pubic Scare which punctuated Baroness Felonia's staff entrance. However this turned out to be the least of his worries, as he found out rather too late that Baroness Felonia's real name was Dênnis and 'she' had a penchant for 'Pâtisserie D'Orreilles' (See Aural Sex , 'Hearing Aids') ...
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous
by Don Bastardo January 12, 2017
When you smack the mid one too many times and you begin to feel too zooted. It can be especially scary for beginners and can cause full blown panic attacks. For seasoned veterans it’s hardly a worry since they’ve experienced this thousands of times. It can become somewhat of a hobby to force yourself to get scared high and see how you react.
Friend 1: “I smoked a .5 reggie blunt of some Stinkpuss OG and immediately became scared high”
Friend 2: “The way she goes my guy the way she goes.”
Friend 2: “The way she goes my guy the way she goes.”
by TBahamaswag1234 June 10, 2020
by 𝓨𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓱𝓸𝓮 April 18, 2024
Being afraid the “boys in blue” will corrupt your city and kill you for your race, gender, sexuality, etc
by 𝓨𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓱𝓸𝓮 April 18, 2024
by QuacksO October 24, 2020
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 24, 2025
It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.
by Truruuus January 28, 2022