A Savannah Slushie occurs when two or more menstruating strippers give a man a lap dance. This leaves a red mixture on the recipients lap. Afterwards, this person will ideally become very drunk and pee their pants to complete the slushie. Variants of the slushie may include the person vomiting on the pants. In parts of Tokyo, diarrhea may be involved.
It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.
It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.
My best friend went out last night, wearing a sharp looking polo shirt and a real fine pair of Patagonia shorts. Little did he know his night would conclude with a Savannah Slushie. He was about to throw the pants into a dumpster, but we have word that the Smithsonian museum has requested the pants for a new exhibit.
by JeffsAccount July 15, 2019
Get the Savannah Slushiemug. The Wolf that eats all people if you get close to her
Don’t touch her ears or she bites you
She’s the ultimate Wolf that stops at nothing to get what she wants
Don’t touch her ears or she bites you
She’s the ultimate Wolf that stops at nothing to get what she wants
Have you seen savannah
You don’t find her, she find you
*walks backwards into the shadows*
Other person says that’s kinda creepy
You don’t find her, she find you
*walks backwards into the shadows*
Other person says that’s kinda creepy
by No00001 February 28, 2021
Get the Savannahmug. The most chill and lovable person in this world. She will always love you no matter what and she is absolutely beautiful in everyway… <3 <3
Savannah is absolutely beautiful!!!
by Ilovehersomuchlollol34 December 2, 2021
Get the Savannahmug. Probably blonde …. Solid in figure .
Most likely a barber
Extraaaaaaaa in the way they dress …kind of looks like somebody grandmas rug .
Farmers market perfect peach .
Most likely a barber
Extraaaaaaaa in the way they dress …kind of looks like somebody grandmas rug .
Farmers market perfect peach .
by Twentytwo April 24, 2023
Get the Savannahmug. A very nice and creative person. Is constantly hyper and super pretty, and when she falls in love she doesn't let go quickly.
by ifyouaint1styourelast February 28, 2015
Get the Savannah Brockmug. 