Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.

Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.

by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019

Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.

Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.

by flexydevil May 8, 2023

Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday

My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.

by Lady Mae October 25, 2023

Sawshark Saturday

National holiday every Saturday celebrating sawsharks

Ryan: what day is it

Peter: Sawshark Saturday

Ryan: YAY

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Saturday 12th April

On the Saturday 12th April you are not permitted to nap or have any energy drinks.

This is unwritten law.

No! You can’t have a Red Bull, it’s Saturday 12th April

by TheMask00_1 April 12, 2025

Baker L Saturday

Noun:1)The only human being in the world that you must never fuck with.
2)The baddest bitch to ever do it.

You can try them all, but don't get on Baker L Saturday's bad side.

by Katherine Altengorimo November 23, 2021

Saturday

1. The best day of the week, as it is a weekend, and the day that never overstays its welcome. The day that doesn't come often enough, despite 1/7 of your life being spent with it.
2. The only day of the week that allows true fun to occur.

1. I love Saturdays, no work, no misery, just a good day off! I wish everyday was a Saturday!
2. On Saturdays, it is best to go out and enjoy the day, as more things are open on Saturdays than on Sundays.

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025