sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.
The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.
by JDirty September 28, 2013
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shwety sacks

Ingmar and Sebastian have very shwety sacks during history class
by sebstud May 22, 2011
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Tater Sacks

I told that bitch to get them tater sacks out.
by G. Jordan October 26, 2007
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Sack Sergeant

The sack sergeant presides over the balls.
by Rob E. Beckett September 27, 2009
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sack wearer

An obese female who wears a sack-like garment in a futile attempt to appear less vast. Often the sack has a hole cut in the top to display the contours of their massive norks. Few find this attractive.
"Hey look at that sack wearer! What a massive fatass!"
by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 24, 2007
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Lumberjack Sack

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.
You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.
by the R&L book February 10, 2009
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sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks. Derived from one who sucks at skiing.
Did you see that guy go off that jump? He was such a sack lapper.
by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005
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