I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.
by funny old guy February 25, 2011
by woah bro chill September 28, 2020
a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.
by gryotharian June 20, 2022
A semi-famous Russian song about the Soviet-Afgan war. It tells the story of a Russian soldier, fatally injured in a helicopter crash, ending his life with a grenade in a last act of defiance.
Its title has also sometimes been coopted as a verb in order to describe fighting a depressive mental state.
Its title has also sometimes been coopted as a verb in order to describe fighting a depressive mental state.
A. "How did you like the song?"
B. "It really resonated with me. I've been Swallowing dust for the last few weeks."
B. "It really resonated with me. I've been Swallowing dust for the last few weeks."
by Kaisercat October 21, 2024
by gregtothew April 22, 2011
What diabetics do with Twinkies.
What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.
What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.
Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.
I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.
What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.
What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.
Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.
I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.
by WompyJaw March 12, 2014
An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.
"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"
by dagoobly November 15, 2023