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wap squat

She really wap squatted her own father?
by anonymous April 18, 2021
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.
"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.
by Idling August 29, 2016
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squat pisser

Military term used in reference to the female gender.
I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!
by DaPrinceADJr May 4, 2015
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squat jam

by Dr. King January 12, 2009
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squat cobbler

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.
That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.
by Hcas August 25, 2016
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Picture Squat

The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.

This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”

“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”

“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”

“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
by anonymous January 26, 2023
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Squat thot

A woman who spends an hour in the squat rack, mostly testing while doing quarter squats and and accomplishing nothing of value
That fucking squat thot wasted all her time texting instead of building up dat ass
by Gains Train December 6, 2018
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