Skip

When you like someone and they don’t like you back. It’s called a crush when you like someone and they don’t like you back so it crushes your heart. A skip is a person you don’t want to trust. They’ll just break your heart and you won’t see it coming.

He’s a skip and everyone knows it.

by #j23 June 3, 2020

Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.

Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping

by timyord June 6, 2020

tip my skip

To defacate.

Is the toilet free? I need to go tip my skip.

by MusTheBunneh! May 3, 2017

Skip

A mouse with 120 laff, maxed gags.

Outgoing,Crazy, and weird..
She loves her friends and knows how to brighten the mood😊

Person: can you help me with my maxed merits?
Skip: Hell ya! Let's do them all!
Person: tysm
Skip: np fam! :3

by Rosie_ttr June 19, 2017

Skip

You pass your ex in public and keep walking. You skip her ass. (Or his)

I was ordering a cheese burger, after i ordered my ex walked though the door. On my way to the restroom I skipped her ass.

by Pablov December 9, 2017

Skip GOD

A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.

Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.

by coolFaggit March 2, 2017

Skip boy

When a boy has a reputation of being a player so much so that girls start skipping him before he even says hi.

He tried adding me on facebook, but I know he's a skip boy.

by xJigglyMuffx August 5, 2016