Santa Clause: A big fat man, leaving gifts for little children (What do you think he's hoping to get in return?), that doesn't sound creepy, just wait, "Santa" get little children to sit on his lap, "little people" make his "toys"...
by Cody Rogers September 7, 2008
Get the Santa Clausemug. The most stupid, boring town ever. Full of Punk posers, preppy girls, and "gangsters". EVERYBODY does drugs here and we're all spoiled rich kids.
EVERYONE WANTS TO GET OUT
EVERYONE WANTS TO GET OUT
by ESCAPADES January 23, 2011
Get the Santa Claritamug. A sex act, where you eat the cookie, drink the milk, then leave a chocolate surprise and leave unnoticed.
by :j.ustin December 27, 2005
Get the Chocolate Santamug. by FUKKEN BULLSHETs December 28, 2010
Get the santa shitmug. Santa Claus is a creepy stalker who tries to make up for it by giving you gifts. He "sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake, knows if you've been good or bad". See? Stalker. Not only that, but he knows where you live, your name, who you have a crush on, and everything else about you. Also rather stalkerish. Plus, he's a fatty. He must be what, 500 pounds? How does he fit through the chimney? And if you don't HAVE a chimney? He's also a greedy thief, as he steals your milk and cookies if you leave them. D: Another thing would be his signature laugh, "Ho ho ho!", which is hardly nice if you get what I'm saying. D: The bottom line: Santa Claus is a greedy thief, creepy, and a stalker.
by Breanna19 December 23, 2008
Get the Santa Clausmug. To place your hairy bean bag in a girl's eyes, then procede to fart repeatedly directly in her nose.
by Naughty Naughty November 18, 2004
Get the Santa's Bagmug. A person that likes to commit crimes like breaking and entering. Also has diabetes from how many fucking cookies he eats.
by Lilfam October 3, 2018
Get the Santa Clausmug.