A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).
He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)
He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)
Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say
Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say
Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford
by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020
Get the Sammug. by SAM G G February 1, 2015
Get the Sammug. Big hotfunyon lover, fights 7y/o on roblox, iPad kid always looking for sun to eat, asks for fruit ….. amazing… grandma stole her guess who , rice😍❤️
by phatminionpussy February 24, 2022
Get the Sammug. It is a name for a boy that is the cutest and sexiest boy in town. He is known to be a ladies man as he catches everyone's eye! Be careful you don't loose him otherwise you will regret it. He is the bestest friend you could ever wish for
by Freya21 April 9, 2017
Get the Sammug. If you know a guy named Sam he probaly thinks hes a mad drug addict but he only snorts candy. his mum is basic as hell and coudlnt be botherd coming up with a better name so she named him fucking sam.
Sam is a fucking idiot
by hehehehhehahahahahtehehe July 18, 2019
Get the Sammug. by Steam4life1738 March 7, 2018
Get the Sammug.