Relationship Crack

All your Body shakes with withdrawn symptoms of misplaced Love. Your loyalty falls apart. Realizing you don't love yet pretending that you did. Lies abound to from the one having withdraw symptoms of Panic; begging to have the relationship back, like Crack.
I need you back please, Baybee you love I need you as you are my relationship crack I'm addicted to your loving.
by rocketrunner December 16, 2011
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relationship hoe

Someone who loves loyal relationships, but intensely enjoys sex at the same time.
She's not a hoe, she's just a relationship hoe
by PattyKane88 May 17, 2016
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polynomial relationship

a better choice of words for an open relationship.

X+Y+Z= YES PLEASE
Chad, Zachary, and I should be in a polynomial relationship
by jcassidy23 February 12, 2018
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open relationship

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.
"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"
by jon burton June 14, 2006
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Simpiotic Relationship

"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."
by SoSoSpartan June 14, 2020
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relationship pubes

An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.
‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
‘I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’
by Maxim11 May 25, 2018
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Relationship eyes

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.
Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.
by the real barney stinson May 28, 2013
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