rachel

Former Date Guru, now a Life Sage.

I went to the Rachel yesterday, and she told me that I would probably have better luck with women if I lied about the aids.

by The Young Disciple October 21, 2010

Rachel

A random girl who likes to be friends with girls who eat paper. She is always on Omegle pretending to be a male and cheats on tests a lot. She is sometimes Chinese but many agree she can be a bit of a cheeky monkey..

You're such Rachel-like!

by emmaxox June 7, 2017

rachel

a girl whos to hot for anyone to handle. ethan allen wants to bang her. balls are attracted to her face, and sex is like breathing for her. a penis in her mouth is nothing unusual.

rachel is so hot! im getting a boner!

by ethanallenlove March 20, 2009

Rachel

The biggest bitch you will ever meet.
She will talk shit about you behind your back all the time.
She is an emo bitch who cuts herself and when you meet her you will wish she would just slit her wrists already or take enough pills to kill her.
She is a backstabber and she is really stupid.
You love her when you meet her but then you will hate her.
Oh yeah and she's a fag! XD

A Rachel is the biggest fag you will ever meet.

by IHateRachel97 July 25, 2010

Rachel

A monster with long green snake hair, also known as Medusa.

The Rachel attacked us with her snake hair.

by Batgirl2001 March 11, 2015

Rachel

The prettiest girl ever created and she loves connor

wow, she really loves connor....shes a rachel

by stoner430777 September 28, 2015

Rachel

Most likely a girl. She probably likes sports, has no care in the world, hilarious, a rather perverted person, tall, athletic, intelligent, and very loyal. If she likes you she will stand side by side with you, if she doesn't consider planning your funeral now.

*entire room bursts into laughter*

Random student:"Why is everyone laughing?"
Another random student:"Because Rachel's here."
Random student:"ooooohhhh."

by 👑👑👑👑 December 11, 2016