A real one

Someone or something, that always has your back no matter what. They loyal huh.

If they refuse to let baby yoda shoot you, no matter how much force he uses, they a real one.

by babyyodamamajamma December 02, 2019

Real estate

When someone is all up in someone’s head after an event has occurred, like they won’t stop thinking about it

Cole: Damn bro she really did you like that?
John: Yeah bro, she got hella real estate in my head now

by Stankyboy99 December 05, 2019

Real Chat

a term thats used often to state whatever was said is true;

Tyray: Ayo My Nigga...That Bitch Lady Gaga Is Sexy Daaaawg...I Would Beat Dat All Up..Word

Me: ....i dont know man...i heard ol'girl packin a dick

Tyray: Foreal?!

Me: Real Chat

Tyray: damn...never mind than

Me: nevermind nothin nigga...you know you gay now right?

by MosFame January 19, 2010

real rap

It is the truth.

That is banging, real rap, yo!

by A.R.B. November 20, 2005

this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.

mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

by thisisnotreallife1993 November 11, 2010

Real Bike

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.

Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?

by TheKawasakiKid February 04, 2020

real-fake

A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.

These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.

by dsveddy September 28, 2018