Putin

The rectum of a homosexual male.

My Putin is aching for some big black dick.

by Professor Dantanna March 4, 2022

Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️

by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

putin

A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.

I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.

by squidwhispers March 20, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.

"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."

by kitten fingers June 19, 2022

PUTINIZE

Self inflicted political isolation

The director was PUTINIZED because she refused to collaborate with frontline staff; she was then ousted by a unanimous vote of no confidence.

by Greeneyedsmallfry March 23, 2022

putin

Putin i originally known as the president in Russia. But this putin is different. This can be used in any argument at the time because of the war in Russia.

putin deez nuts in your mouth

put - in deez nuts in your mouth

by henriksengusrudsen March 23, 2022

putin

a motherfucking bitch that wants to gain power and lies to his own soldiers

putin: you will be in training across the Ukraine border
also putin: and by training i mean war

by RedDef March 4, 2022