Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.

Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.

by Atooooool June 1, 2023

pinky dinky promise

Like a pinky promise but you add a dinky promise to it. so not only do you wrap your pinky together but also your penises.

person 1: “you promise?”

person 2: “ i pinky dinky promise”

by elcuh.420.69 March 1, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Promised Consort Radahn

The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.

“Promised Consort Radahn is easy I just beat him 31st try”

by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025

Tara Promise

The act of promising something that you know you'll never do.
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)

Tara:
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!

Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.

by Joshwa7 July 12, 2019

forever promise

A promise that is made to be kept forever. No matter what the promise will never be broken. It is used for people who have trust issues and people who are simps for their girl/boyfriend. Never think someone is lying when they said forever promise.

Preston ~ I love you. * said to his wife Kristen*
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.

Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.

by SniperGod522 January 18, 2021