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An acronym for porn. Used when you mean "porn" but don't want to say "porn"
"What are you doing?"
"Surfing some private online retail networks"
by tangerineftw May 24, 2009
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meni pise private rank 2

Meni pise private rank 2 is a sentence that a young Serbian youtuber Mihajlo Madic said when he was asked does he have prime in cs:go.
Guy 1: Mihajlo imas li prime?
Mihajlo: Meni pise private rank 2
Guy 2: Boli me kurcina, de izbaci ovog bohte
by Karakondzula January 19, 2024
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Private

No. You'll do it publicly and I'm not letting you dictate to me how much of my money you give me and I don't care where it's going. If it isn't going to me it's going to the wrong person.
Hym "No you're not doing it in private so you can try an assert some form of authority over money you did earn. The money is mine. The thing that is being monetized is my mind. You did things your way and look how that worked out for everyone. A full audit. A doctor that is going to do what I tell them. And if the people responsible for this aren't punished then it really doesn't matter what anyone says; I am going to take 10 years of someone's life away. I don't care if I have to stab a 10 year old or kidnap a rape-slave, if the right person doesn't lose the next 10 years of their life, I will settle for the wrong one. I don't discriminate."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2025
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Private Pyling

When you zone out and stare at your homies balls during a Xanax nod.
My buddy got the green xannies, popped six and started Private Pyling my fucking bag.
by Sleepy livers November 22, 2021
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Shitty MS Private Server

A server that crashes 2 times in the 2 days that you have been on it, particularly because it is hosted in a foreign country, and is run on a 2-bit server. Often populated with trolls on various chat boxes on the site, this kind of server is for that one person with less life than those that spend hours pouring over a game as they spend hours waiting for the game to come back online so they can spend hours pouring over it.
eg.:Man 1:Hey man I just joined this new server 2 days ago
Man 2: Yeah? Is it any good?
Man 1: Nah, it sux balls, it's this AuraSEA bull shit it's crashed twice in 2 days and the owner is the only guy who can restart it, but he's on vacation. I hate using a shitty MS Private server
Man 2: Damn that sux
Man 1: Yeah, and they left their donation open, like I'm donating to a server that can't stay on!
by Rawrzdsiasad August 8, 2011
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Private School

A school that is not funded by the government and taxes that you have to pay tuition for.

Private schools are NOT full of rich, snobby, white, spoiled kids.

Private schools are NOT that strict.

Private schools are the same thing as public schools, but you have to wear uniforms and pay tuition.
Person 1: Oh? That chick goes to a private school? She must be a total spoiled bitch.

Person 2: She has divorced parents who abuse her daily, and she’s also a really good friend.
by Truth_def June 11, 2018
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The private dick who will go as low as low can go to solve a case. Even sleeping with rancid birds low.
I would of got away with it, If it hadn't of been for that Dirty Stevie Steel Private Detective Bastard!!

If Dirty Stevie Private Dick comes around lads slip him that brown envelope, hel keep the vegans away.
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