QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster )

a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time

'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''

by qph servant November 18, 2025

Full Pounder

The Pre-Workout meal of choice for the Sweaty Balls Workout Club. It consists of 4 quarter pounder patties to make a "Full Pounder" burger.

Full Pounder, Kippo. Let's go! sbwc

by FreshMuffinsss March 9, 2022

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024