posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

by mrjames July 1, 2014

post bait

A Facebook post with a headline stating" Amazing", or "You won't believe what happened next!", enticing you to click the post to read the story.

I hate Facebook post bait.

by joewebster July 22, 2014

Posting a fweek

When someone tries to fight you or get on your case. They will ask you if your posting a fweek? Usually used amongst high school boys who have nothing else to do all day.

Rodney is posting a fweek on Sid. Sid had eaten all the Twinkies.

by BeautyBeast0525 December 8, 2016

post wacker

When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.

Becky was a post wacker, she gave a rubbish handy! Definitely won't let her toss me off again.

by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017

Post Mortem

A 14-minute video that is the universal cure all to the problems. Its effects include, lullaby music, music sampling, therapeutic music, ASMR, alarm clock, and other such uses.

Emico can't wait to help the sound team by sending another version of Post Mortem.

Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.

We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.

by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020

post-nineties

(adj) describes a music genre which mimics the codes of 90s' rock'n'roll (irony, detachment, reverberations, lo-fi production) in the years 2010'...

Dude, that new Tomorrows Tulips is so post-nineties

by stillinrock June 6, 2016

Posting a Seven

On democraticunderground.com, during the summer of 2009, Seven Gay posters were banned within a 24 hour period for the crime of disagreeing with Obama administration policies. One member (after the original 7 were banned) got banned for just posting the number 7. This time has been called the Great Gay Purge of 2009. As a result, at least 23 long time members were banned from the site.

Posting a Seven is posting something deliberately to be banned from a message board.

"I don't blame you for not posting a seven, since you have a huge target on your back.

by KitchenWitch August 25, 2010