poofter

A bro who seems to enjoy men's company more than the ladies.

Chick: hey wanna chill tonight ?

Bro: Nahh, i gotta hang out with my bros were gonna chill all night play some xbox watch some porn.

Bro 2: What a poofter!

by brosaurus rex January 7, 2009

poofter packer

someone who shoves poofters heades up their ass and shits in their mouth

'DAMN''i shoved his head up ma ass'

by ooh u ass hole May 8, 2005

Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

I want you swet baby monkey poontang!

by The Creator April 28, 2003

Poontang

Dirty ol snatch. Smelly fish market of puss juice. Smelly puss, yeah yeah, smelly! A place to hide your cock. Cock in the box. Clam chowder of the stinkhole of love.

Wait! Stop the car! I smell poontang!

Get your stinky ass poontang over here bitch!

I slipped a dick in your mom's poontang, and it smelt like I've been to sea for years.

by CLIT COMMANDER February 21, 2004

poontab

One who doesn't understand basic ethics of life, and intends to live without meaning and usually does't make the right choices. Extend the "oon" for more dramatic effect.

Poooooooonnnntab!
Shoot the J poontab, SHOOT IT!
You silly asshole, what a poontab.

by Dr.StinkfingerMD March 18, 2004

poontangerine

The exceptional fruit of the poontang
mutafuka

Kevin McKarty is a poontangerine he got pussified by a poonrangatang.

by Jonaianad Krowishavgro October 17, 2003

poontang

pussy-juice.

Gimme summa dat poontang.

by laurenn09 March 2, 2011