Plastic Perker

A "Plastic Perker" (A danish term) or en english "Plastic Paki".

Is a white person (Usually danish) and usually a guy trying to look and sound like a middle eastern person.
So they probably wear a gucci fanny pack, Skinny jeans or an adidas track suit in grey.
Some of them also wear puffer jackets, but that you can wear thoose without being a "Plastic perker".

Ex. "Eeow wallah bror kommer du ella hvad dig?" or "Yaaaa yallah kom habibi vi skal ud og se nogen ordentlig shababs".

They also tend to use arabic words even tho they dont really know what they mean.
In reality they probably grew up in copenagen with a mom named Betina nd have never TOUCHED middleeastern ground.
They also smoke, It could be Cigs or Vapes, it doesnt really matter.
"ej se lige ham der, han er rigtig plastic perker"

"du hved godt gilli er plastc perker ing?"
by Fuck.frederiksberg.piger October 11, 2022
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Plastic badges

Also known as rent-a-cops, the plastic badges have no authority and are basically just a tattletale system for the actual police.
Yo the plastic badges were all up in my face today cuz i was walking my dog on the school's soccer field.
by jetsfan98 December 21, 2010
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Plastic Napkin

An object of plastic material used as a napkin.
"hey man can you get me a plastic napkin?"
by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009
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Plastic Cheese

Joe: I like plastic cheesing cuz it is lol
John: i know. you always plastic cheese someone.
by UrLocalSeagull March 01, 2023
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Plastic Fortress

The large, locked cabinet in drug stores, often holding razors, mp3 players, medicine, etc. They are hated among most customers, because of the extra work needed when retrieving the products
"Can I get an employee to open this plastic fortress please!?"

"Gosh I hate CVS..."
by MobsterLobster November 13, 2014
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plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.
Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.
by Imalevolent February 21, 2019
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Plastic Straw

vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!
Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
by Elephant27 January 08, 2020
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