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Plastic Perker

A "Plastic Perker" (A danish term) or en english "Plastic Paki".

Is a white person (Usually danish) and usually a guy trying to look and sound like a middle eastern person.
So they probably wear a gucci fanny pack, Skinny jeans or an adidas track suit in grey.
Some of them also wear puffer jackets, but that you can wear thoose without being a "Plastic perker".

Ex. "Eeow wallah bror kommer du ella hvad dig?" or "Yaaaa yallah kom habibi vi skal ud og se nogen ordentlig shababs".

They also tend to use arabic words even tho they dont really know what they mean.
In reality they probably grew up in copenagen with a mom named Betina nd have never TOUCHED middleeastern ground.
They also smoke, It could be Cigs or Vapes, it doesnt really matter.
"ej se lige ham der, han er rigtig plastic perker"

"du hved godt gilli er plastc perker ing?"
by Fuck.frederiksberg.piger October 11, 2022
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Plastic Cheese

Joe: I like plastic cheesing cuz it is lol
John: i know. you always plastic cheese someone.
by UrLocalSeagull March 1, 2023
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plastic popcorn

The slang term for cocaine. Predominantly used people in the movie industry.
I did so much plastic popcorn while working on the set of spongebob.
by Kampaine April 2, 2016
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Plastic Napkin

An object of plastic material used as a napkin.
"hey man can you get me a plastic napkin?"
by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009
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Plastic Tootles

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.
Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night

Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business

Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral
by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019
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Plastic cookie

The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH

not ment to be cruel
Uhhh. HUSBAND! I uhhh gave... PLASTIC COOKIE TO BABY
by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016
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Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.
My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."
by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021
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