A "Plastic Perker" (A danish term) or en english "Plastic Paki".
Is a white person (Usually danish) and usually a guy trying to look and sound like a middle eastern person.
So they probably wear a gucci fanny pack, Skinny jeans or an adidas track suit in grey.
Some of them also wear puffer jackets, but that you can wear thoose without being a "Plastic perker".
Ex. "Eeow wallah bror kommer du ella hvad dig?" or "Yaaaa yallah kom habibi vi skal ud og se nogen ordentlig shababs".
They also tend to use arabic words even tho they dont really know what they mean.
In reality they probably grew up in copenagen with a mom named Betina nd have never TOUCHED middleeastern ground.
They also smoke, It could be Cigs or Vapes, it doesnt really matter.
Is a white person (Usually danish) and usually a guy trying to look and sound like a middle eastern person.
So they probably wear a gucci fanny pack, Skinny jeans or an adidas track suit in grey.
Some of them also wear puffer jackets, but that you can wear thoose without being a "Plastic perker".
Ex. "Eeow wallah bror kommer du ella hvad dig?" or "Yaaaa yallah kom habibi vi skal ud og se nogen ordentlig shababs".
They also tend to use arabic words even tho they dont really know what they mean.
In reality they probably grew up in copenagen with a mom named Betina nd have never TOUCHED middleeastern ground.
They also smoke, It could be Cigs or Vapes, it doesnt really matter.
by Fuck.frederiksberg.piger October 11, 2022

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by Kampaine April 2, 2016

by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.
Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night
Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business
Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral
Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business
Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral
by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019

The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH
not ment to be cruel
not ment to be cruel
by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,
yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.
yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.
My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."
by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021
