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Plank

Someone who is a bit if an idiot most of the time. Does things without thinking and lacks common sense.
"Wow, Norman is such an idiot."
"Yeah I know, he's a proper plank."
by RussianM0b February 24, 2021
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Planked

Planked means when the government uses a direct energy weapon like a vircator 1200 to torture someone to death.
Bob: Billy has been hearing voices and experiencing strange phenomena like feeling burns and smelling random stuff.
John: He's getting planked. The government is planking him for being a punk. They're killing him!
by Punk123 June 28, 2025
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oak planks in minecraft

oak planks are literally like the number 1 most known block/item in minecraft
You: do you know oak planks in minecraft?
Friend: yea
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
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Plank Wank

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank
You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank
by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025
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JIZ-PLANK

JIZ-PLANK is a person who participates in podcasts ( an audio or video program distributed online) but will always sell-out the podcast host, without notice. Usually, the Jiz-Plank is motivated by the desire to kiss up to bullshit celebrities. JIZ-PLANKS lack integrity and are willing to fuck over their own family for a chance to kiss a celebrity's anus cavity.
"Hey Elizabeth, what have you been up to? Are you still Jiz-Plank-ing whenever you get a chance?" "Oh yeah... I love selling friends down the river. Especially if it means I get a chance to eat out Ryan Reynolds' stanky anus cavity. "

"That's great, Elizabeth but it seems like you suck and should go eat a bag of dicks!"
by CHINA STUMP October 12, 2025
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