Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you
by anonymous August 3, 2023
Get the Walk the Plankmug. Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
Get the anal plankingmug. a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:
akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023
Get the thomas the plank enginemug. (A posture assumed on an escalator, in which the forearms are rested upon the moving rail, and the ankles to the parallel rail. The body appears as if it is a board stretched across the escalator on the way down, or up. This resembling a wooden board (a plank) stretched across the rails. The goal is to position the body as straight as possible, and utilize ones upper and lower body strength to this advantage.
Variations:
(1) "Planking to Hell": When the act is performed on the downward moving escalator.
(2) "Planking to Heaven": When the act is performed on the upward moving escalator
(3) "Ride the Plank!": The act of encouraging another to go planking.
Variations:
(1) "Planking to Hell": When the act is performed on the downward moving escalator.
(2) "Planking to Heaven": When the act is performed on the upward moving escalator
(3) "Ride the Plank!": The act of encouraging another to go planking.
"Dude we should totally hit the mall and go planking."
"I give that planking a 6/10."
"She was literally planking, I'm surprised the mall cop didn't kick her out!"
"Ride the plank, scumbag!"
"I give that planking a 6/10."
"She was literally planking, I'm surprised the mall cop didn't kick her out!"
"Ride the plank, scumbag!"
by DeityDurg January 31, 2023
Get the Plankingmug. Dude no need to plank rape her,she was just trying to get over you. Why were you planking on her bed anyway?
by IWillLickYou July 22, 2011
Get the Plank Rapemug. 
When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.
by SmellyHippieJamBandLover March 27, 2015
Get the wank the plankmug.