Pineapples

A pineapple is a fruit. It is common to tropical areas and super markets. It is also a natural laxative (first hand experience). It is a main ingredient in dozens of recipes from being a pizza topping to part of a fruit kabab. It is also the nickname of the Mk 2 hand grenade.

IMPORTANT PSA!
PINEAPPLES HURT WHEN INSERTED INTO RECTUM!!!

Frank spent the rest of the afternoon destroying his toilet after eating 5 whole pineapples.

by Socialist Drummer October 10, 2012

pineapple moment

when a brunette makes a comment that normally would be referred to as a "blonde moment"; dumb statement
(because they are yellow on the inside, i.e. secretly blonde)

A: "That was really dumb."
B: "Yeah, sorry. Blonde moment."
A: "You're not blonde. You mean, pineapple moment."
B: "What?"
A: "Nevermind."

by pineapplesteve December 24, 2009

Pineapple boy

Someone who hails from Hawaii .

God damn it those pineapple boys really decrease property values.

by Gring0star May 26, 2014

pineapple

something that has NO BUISNESS being on pizza

"pineapple on pizza is inexcusible"

by el Sethro February 28, 2005

Pineapple Express

When your drug dealer wants to be your friend.

Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

by newbrains December 6, 2010

pineapple

A nickname used for memebers of the Asian interest fraternity, Pi Alpha Phi.

Let's go to the pineapple party tommorow.

by zzz January 18, 2005

Pineapple Head

Someone who is really really smart but at the same time really really dumb. They suffer from severe confusion when encountering two people with the same name. A Pineapple Head loves video games and eating pineapples. He/She is not rude, but will occasionally make a poorly timed comment. Overall good guy, just suffers from being from Hawaii.

"Poor planning.
Wow dude way to be such a pineapple head."

"Wahh I'm hungry.
Typical Pineapple Head bullshit."

by bronybro March 21, 2011