pet typing

when you're talking to someone and your retarded pet comes in and steps all over your keyboard and types something.

guy 1: hey man
guy 2: asdfgfds
guy 1: sorry that was my pet typing
guy 2: ah alright

by f the magical letter March 6, 2020

keeping a pet

when someone has a significant other that is far away and flirts with another person just enough to keep them interested (and get showered with attention), but never actually cheats.

Debbie accused me of trying to hit on Mark, which is not fair because she's just keeping a pet while Vic is away for the semester

by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010

pet cemetary

it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again

Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

by mephisto May 30, 2003

pet boo

A very strong dog that scares the crap out of you. Often found in crack houses.

He sicked his mean pet boo on the vice officer.

by Robert Bailey June 29, 2003

child pet

Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.

"Look at that funny looking child pet over there! You know, the little kid over there with four coats on."

by Clayton Rische December 29, 2007

Pet Zone

It is similar to the friend zone however instead of saying "you're just like a friend to me" the individual says "but you're just like a dog to me, or a cat, a bird, a fish, a hamster, etc.

Jamien got on one knee to propose to his girlfriend but she said "aw that's cute but you're just like a dog to me" she totally put Jamien in the Pet Zone

by ThugMoney August 13, 2015

Pet the fish

A hand job given or received while skinny dipping in a natural body of water.

My boyfriend asked me to pet the fish when we were skinny dipping in the lake.

by Ivana Scream August 31, 2013